dubmealoser ([info]dubmealoser) wrote,
@ 2006-01-24 17:15:00
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I applied for a crappy job today. I'll work pretty much anywhere at this point, I need the money. The application was the weirdest thing I've ever filled out. Actually it was a lot like a survey we'd take in Psych ( for those of you who can relate). It asked a series of questions to which I had to answer, strongly disagree, disagree, agree, or strongly agree. And Im talking about reeeealy odd questions.
for example,
a.) Lots of people make me very angry

b.) I often sware at complete stangers

c.) I enjoy confrentation

d.) I hate doing work and will do anything to avoid it

First of all, who in their right mind would answer "strongly agree" to any of those questions, knowing that the person who is going to hire, and later pay you is going to read your application? especially the one about doing work. "Hi my name is Molly, and I hate work, I basicly refuse to do it, but i feel that I would be an excellent asset to your company. When do I start?"

So Canada now has a conservative government, whooda thunk it? What is this world coming to? well, atleast we wont have Bush again, after this. Im thinking about running! free candy for everyone!!! And lots of cool words rhyme with Molly so that could make for a pretty awesome campaign slogen. oh yea, and I will be eliminating math from planet earth becuase it gives me bad grades and nightmares.




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[info]trulydevious
2006-01-24 10:38 pm UTC (link)
if you eliminate math and anything math-like, i.e physics, then you can definitely count on my vote. ill even spread the word and get EVERYONE to vote for you! =D

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[info]jealous_of_jane
2006-01-24 11:20 pm UTC (link)
what job? that's a weird application.

my cousin gave me a birthday card with bush on the front. I'll have to bring it in to show you... along with your earrings.

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[info]ready_amy_fire
2006-01-25 12:17 am UTC (link)
if you're gonna be the president, i want to be your intern!

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[info]dubmealoser
2006-01-25 11:36 pm UTC (link)
you can be my monica

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